"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. ", This fan then posted: "Whoever did this deserves a raise. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Theres nothing to worry about, lad, said the elderly chap standing next to himIts like the bombs during the war. A: Intelligent Tottenham supporters. For Team which is top 6 I think it is far to say the lack of silverware is a concern when it happens year after year. Alan Sugar just slaggedoff West Ham to Karen Brady on the Apprentice. The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. The Sun website is regulated by the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO), Our journalists strive for accuracy but on occasion we make mistakes. Shall I call your wife for you?" Company number: 13367321, Spurs half time ratings vs Sheffield United Very little to be happy about, Report: Why Emerson Royal is not in the Spurs squad to face Sheffield United, Line Up: Sheffield United v Spurs Kane benched, Video: Spurs players arrive at stadium ahead of Sheffield United tie, Opinion: Analysis as Tottenham dominate Chelsea in a comfortable 2-0 win, Opinion: Spurs vs Chelsea: Three key areas where the game will be won or lost. The Spurs boss was in a jovial mood as he collected his award despite a . Share the funny puns and roasts in the comment section below. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It was Tottenham's first trophy in nine years, and it was an especially important one. 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Spurs are unlikely to win the Premier League title this season, but the North London club are certainly major contenders for the top four. Q: Why did god invent alcohol? , to which God replies, Its a shame because Ill most likely be dead by then.. A: He turns off the PlayStation. Learn how your comment data is processed. To see all content on The Sun, please use the Site Map. A: Kick his sister in the mouth Spurs haven't won a trophy since beating Chelsea in the 2008 League Cup final. Keep up to date with all the latest Tottenham news and opinion by following SpursWebs Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts. View our online Press Pack. It marked the fourth time that Tottenham were crowned League Cup winners. Q: Why don't they drink tea at White Hart Lane? In the run-up to the final, Spurs topped Middlesbrough, Blackpool, and Manchester City all by 2-0 scorelines. Alasdair (@Ally140992) October 11, 2017, As much as West Hams trophy room Lord Sugar, well same amount as spurs you dopey left wing mug. I dont do it frequently, but once in a while, I like to call down to Earth and check if any of the people have any questions for me. Tottenham have been undergoing a phase of rebuild with Antonio Conte now at the helm of the club, tasked with bringing silverware and trophies to North London. English Supercup Winner. So how long has it been since Tottenham last tasted silverware? now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Spurs finally win a trophy. Q: What do you call an Tottenham Hotspur fan that does well on an IQ test? ? Which didnt go down well with his advisor Karren Brady. Q: What do I have in common with Tottenham? 'JOKE': Injured Chelsea defender Thiago Silva becomes latest star to hit out at FIFA's Best awards as the 38-year-old appears to make dig at Julian Alvarez finishing above Kevin De Bruyne and . Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy. "Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. A: A mosquito stops sucking. Alvaro Rodriguez: Have Madrid unearthed their own Haaland? GOAL takes a look. Q: What do you say to a Tottenham Hotspur supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? Q: What do you call 5 Tottenham fans standing ear to ear? Terry Venables was in charge and chose Gary Lineker to startfor Spurs up front, but the winner came via an own-goal as Des Walker put the ball in his own net. Let's try and get 350 LIKES?!?! 90/91. and our 25 came in 2016-17 after winning the Europa League with Manchester United. English League Cup winner. Johnny comes to the front of the class. Martin Keown believes Sheffield United are coming up against a side who could well be this season's FA Cup winners. Spurs say theirs is the largest retail space of any football club in Europe, which set a few Gooners on Twitter up better than Mesut Ozil ever could. The first is a Manchester United supporter, the second an Arsenal supporter, and the third a Spurs supporter. A: Ask a Tottenham Hotspur supporter! What does an Arsenal fan do when he sees a blue bird flying?Shoots it and then gives it to a Spurs Fan. Q: What do you call a Tottenham Hotspur fan in a suit? He refuses to look at them. Most recently, Spurs fell to Manchester City in the 2021final, falling 1-0 to a goal by defender Aymeric Laporte. What if Tottenham was a Game Thrones house?Their motto would be False hope is better than no hope.. Tottenham last won a major trophy in 2007-08 when they clinched the Football League Cup. What is Tottenhams new trophy room name?The Room. James Walker (@w88lks1980) October 11, 2017, @Lord_Sugar behave, no need for the #WestHam abuse #COYI, Joe Robinson (@RealJoeRobinson) October 11, 2017, @Lord_Sugar West Ham's trophy cabinet may be more sparse than your glamorous Spurs space. The man pauses for a moment before exclaiming, God! When is Tottenham going to win a trophy? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. We are not operating . We know its important but its only Spurs. Tottenham have announced on their official website that Tottenham Hotspur Stadium has been named among the winners of the Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) National Awards 2021. 66/67. The last league title goes all the way back to 1961, when the top five was rounded out by Sheffield Wednesday, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Burnley, and Everton. I love it, this from the official website. "Yes" replies Emmanuel "you should have my details on your computer". Tottenham's partnership with Dulux has not got off to the best of starts, with the paint company mocking the Premier League club over their empty trophy cabinet within minutes of a deal being . Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password. Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Tottenham Hotspur.' Whats up? He asks. document.getElementById("ak_js_1").setAttribute("value",(new Date()).getTime()). A: Because all the cups are in Manchester. The teacher is now angry. Tottenham's hunt for silverware has been well-documented during the last decade as the club seeks to become a regular trophy contender in England and Europe. West Ham fans have taken to Twitter to bemoan the fact that Lord Alan Sugar made a joke about them during last night's edition of The Apprentice. Have a better joke about Tottenham to mock your mates? Competitions are what give competitive football its structure. Arsenal currently sit above seventh-placed Spurs in the Premier League table on goal difference, though Tottenham do have a game in hand over Mikel Arteta's men. When another pointed out that Tottenham can keep any paint supplies in said cabinet because they "don't seem to put anything else in there", Dulux responded again by saying: "Don't be silly, surfaces should be dust free before painting. Since that breakthrough, Spurs have finished no lower than seventh place in the Premier League. Tottenham are being brutally trolled online after releasing a season review DVD of the 2016/17 campaign - despite failing to win a single trophy - or even reach a cup final. Which didn't go down well with his 'advisor' Karren Brady. The . 01/02. Most recently, Spurs fell to Manchester City in the . Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Tottenham Hotspur Fan. Q. ", A third added: "We could be battling relegation and I promise I will always find time to laugh at Spurs. For other inquiries, Contact Us. A Liverpool fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Hotspur supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Tottenham jersey. Why did the Spurs have been forced to rename their ground White Lane?Because their Hart was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold. Not really knowing what a Tottenham Hotspur supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. Whats the difference between Liz Truss and Tottenham Hotspur?Liz Truss has no sons. , to which God replied, In ten years. The disappointed admirer sulks away, exclaiming, Thats a shame; Ill probably be dead by then.The Arsenal fan and his walking cane push the first fan to the side as he sulks. Alex is a freelance writer and a lifelong Tottenham Hotspur fan, who has been writing about his beloved club through thick and thin since 1996. On February 24, 2008, Tottenham lifted the League Cup to end their nine-year trophy drought. View the first exclusive images of our new store https://t.co/ui33KbRkO0#COYS pic.twitter.com/o1fESNznJ9, Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) October 22, 2018. ARSENAL have sent social media into meltdown after brutally trolling Tottenham's 'empty trophy cabinet' on their official store website. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. The paint suppliers jokingly responded to number of comments on social media - before hastily deleting the posts. The Percy family owned land in the Tottenham area. For further details of our complaints policy and to make a complaint please click this link: thesun.co.uk/editorial-complaints/, Tottenham were trolled by Arsenal for their lack of trophies on the Gunners' online store, Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO). A policeman was driving along one day when he saw a car in a ditch.When he looked inside he saw a deceased man with a spurs shirt on, a dildo up his arse, a pink tutu on, and a lot of over-the-top make-up. Vetere angered Tottenham's senior officials by revealing some of the club's transfer targets in a television interview while on a scouting mission in Colombia, according to the Daily Mail. Despite the goalscoring prowess of striker Harry Kane, who has won two Premier League Golden Boots, he has yet to lift a trophy with Tottenham. Q: How do you keep a Spurs fan from masterbating? Spurs have gone 13 years without landing major silverware, andhope Jose Mourinho will bring that barren run to a close in 2021with theCarabao Cup final with Manchester City on April 25. A: So Tottenham supporters can get laid too. Of course, this wasn't the. Thanks For Watching! A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. They have only lost once, in 1987, while winning the competition the other eight times they reached the final. Suddenly, the driver saw a Tottenham supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. There's nothing worth craping on! The north Londoners cameclose to silverware again in 2019, when they reached the Champions League final in Madrid against Premier League rivals Liverpool, but ultimately lost 2-0. What trophy is Tottenham winning in season 2022/23?First English team to lose against Sporting in UCL. What do you say to a Spurs fan with a good-looking bird on his arm?Nice tattoo. Q: Why do Tottenham fans suck at geometry? , Jon Hall (@castlefieldjon) October 11, 2017, Funny how a Tottenham man sugar cusses a west ham girl Brady on West Hams lack of trophies. How Tottenhams Kane, Son, and Lloris voted in the FIFA Football Awards 2022, Report: Bryan Gil could be marked by former Spurs teammate this weekend, Report: Everything indicates that 26-year-old will leave Spurs in summer Valued at 20.7m, Harry Kane explains what Spurs teammates have spoken about a lot recently, Report: Spurs expected to start talks with Barcelona for player in coming days. I'll give you a lift!" Emmanuel Adebayor Having given themselves a shot at glory in this season's League Cup, Tottenham will be looking to recpature the last prize that they claimed. Understandably, Arsenal fans were quick to comment on the club's jibe as they revelled in the joke. Tottenham could sign four PSG stars as owners 'plan to clear out over 100m in wages' Paris Saint-Germain are reportedly hoping to cut their wage bill by selling a number of high earners at the . A: The bucket. 67/68. They then beat North London rivals Arsenalin the semifinals. What do Tottenham Hotspur and excellent wine have in common?They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much, and are only enjoyed on select occasions. He takes them before anyone notices.Nails always come in handy. Why have Spurs announced that they are relaying the pitch at White Hart Lane with sheets of A4?Apparently, they can beat anyone on paper. Spurs have won nothing in 10 years, Aston316 (@theaston316) October 11, 2017. A. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Jessica Amlee How did Harry Kane pay his tributes to the Queen?By giving 90 minutes of silence against Sporting CP. A booming voice welcomes them as they walk through the doors. "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?". Though Harry Kane has lifted plenty of individual goal-scoring awards for himself, it's been a while since the Lilywhites have won a trophy of their own. 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Q: What is the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a cup of tea? Taking to Twitter, a fan remarked: "Only Arsenal will duck a fixture against us then have the arrogance to drop a s*** trophy joke on the club website which isnt even true. Despite the fact the sides redeveloped White Hart Lane stadium is not yet opened, andpotentially facing further delays until 2019, the shop is open for business as of Tuesday October 23. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad. Antonio Conte's side could change that in 2023, with the chance for glory still on offer, in the FA Cup and Champions League. You wont get hit unless the bottles got your name on it., Thats just what Im worried about, said the fan,my names Johnny Walker.. ", boasts the little girl. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. UEFA Cup Participant. Spurs supporters were left annoyed over the message, as they insisted that it was an unnecessary cheap shot. A: They can't string three "Ws" together. West Ham fans have taken to Twitter to bemoan the fact that Lord Alan Sugar made a joke about them during last nights edition of The Apprentice. A: Nice tattoo Prior to the 2007/08 EFL Cup victory, Spurs collected a number of competition victories under its belt, but most of them came a while back. Discover short videos related to tottenham trophy joke on TikTok. This was enough to send the West Ham fans into a furore as they tried to fire back at Sugar and question Tottenhams trophy success in return. 98/99. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. Immediately the Jack Russell canine jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not once more.". Why dont they drink tea at White Hart Lane?Because all the cups are in Manchester. Throughout their history Spurs have never ever won a trophy. ", The jokes continued to flow. Until just now when I was sitting down with my dad watching the league Cup final and I made a remark saying this could be Spurs first ever trophy. Unleash your creativity & share you story! And the goal of any competition is to win it. It reads: "Your basket is as empty as Tottenham's trophy cabinet.". The Lilywhites launched a Premier League title bid in 2015-16 and spent most of the season as frontrunners, but ultimately conceded the league to champions Leicester City. Whats the difference between a Tottenham fan and a broken clock?Even a broken clock is right twice a day! Here are the best Tottenham Jokes for you to share with your friends. Famously, Tottenham also lost in the UEFA Champions League final to Liverpool in 2019, losing2-0 in the club's first foray that deep in the tournament's bracket. Heres a selection of Tweets from the bitter West Ham fans. Tottenham won an FA Cup back in 1991, topping Roy Keane and Nottingham Forest in the final 2-1, and also in extra time. Former Tottenham striker and Match of the Day presenter Lineker has joked about the news. A: Because Tottenham supporters have started to make them up themselves. Have something to tell us about this article? After Spurs revealed that they were entering into another partnership, it did not take long for a supporters to start making suggestions about where paint cans could be stored. September 14, 2022, 6:44 pm Alan Sugar having a pop about West Ham's trophy cabinet! ", to which God replies, "It's a shame because I'll most likely be dead by then." Recommended: Arsenal Jokes At a local derby between Arsenal and Spurs last season, a spectator suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens of flying bottles. They might actually be one of the few clubs in the Prem owned by a British entity. "The Sun", "Sun", "Sun Online" are registered trademarks or trade names of News Group Newspapers Limited. Trophy No. Required fields are marked *. TIL the original World Cup trophy survived WWII in Italy hidden in a shoebox under the FIFA VP's bedonly to be stolen in 1966 from England, held for ransom, recovered, stolen again in 1983 from Brazil, and never found again. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Mourinho suffers most league defeats in his career, Kane to PSG mooted in Mbappe-Haaland 'chess game', Guardiola matches Mourinho record for CL semi appearances. 58 Votes Tottenham Hotspur Jokes Back to: Sports Jokes Follow @quickjokes Q: What do you call 100 Tottenham Hotspur supporters at the bottom of a cliff? A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years! Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?Because hes a Spurs supporter. That 2008 League Cup is taking up a lot room in Tottenhams.#TheApprentice, James Sharpe (@TheSharpeEnd) October 11, 2017. Tottenham trophies won: When did Spurs last lift silverware. "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker.", One day while driving along, he saw a priest. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Tottenham Hotspur supporters, too. For more information, please see our Spurs haven't won the top-flight league title since 1961, and have won just one trophy a League Cup in 2008 since 1991. The former Tottenham chairman made a clever jibe following a task in which the contestants had to interior decorate a hotel room at the lavish Stoke Park Hotel. However, as they have done for many years, Spurs bitter rivals Arsenal were quick to ask if this is an adequate replacement for a trophy the last piece of silverware Tottenham won was the 2008 League Cup, while their last league triumph came way back in 1961. He always reacts like that when we lose a match. And Arsenal have poked fun at Antonio Conte's side by displaying a cheeky message on their official store. A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands. The policeman said to himself I cant let his family see him like this, so before calling them, he took the Spurs shirt off. Your email address will not be published. 40 FC Barcelona Jokes You Cannot Share With A Cule, 80 Football World Cup 2022 Jokes To Cheer Soccer Fans, 50 Funny Arsenal Jokes You Shouldnt Tell A Gunner. Career Day When post for another football club, London Hotspur, was mistakenly delivered to North London the club changed their name to Tottenham Hotspur. A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Meanwhile Arsenal have scooped eight trophies in that time having won the FA Cup and Community Shield four times each. Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) July 23, 2022 On social media, a selection of rival fans joked that Spurs have now finally ended their 14-year trophy drought. English Supercup Winner. ", A third declared: "How embarrassing for Arsenal, that the official website has stooped to the banter levels of a twitter tween. Browse and manage your votes from your Member Profile Page, Your email address will not be published. Were totally in their heads rent free. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. It said it was to weak. To my surprised my dad corrected me saying they won the fa Cup and the league Cup before. Tottenham were trolled by Arsenal for their lack of trophies on the Gunners' online store 2 This was the brutal message Spurs haven't won a trophy since beating Chelsea in the 2008 League Cup. West Ham Place (@WestHamPlace) October 11, 2017. ", Meanwhile one simply stated: "Quality from the Arsenal website.". Tottenham announced the opening of what they boasted was the largest club shop in Europe, which teed up these Gooners nicely to mock their bitter north London rivals Jump directly to the content A: People would pass up a pair of Spurs tickets. The Arsenal supporter prays to God, When will Arsenal win the Premier League again? , to which God replies, In 20 years. The admirer, like the first, is visibly upset, saying, Thats a shame, Ill probably be dead by then.God then turns his attention to the last man, asking, And what of you, my son? What exactly is your question? How do you know Antonio Conte must have hurt his leg whilst at Tottenham Hotspur?He is always relying on Son and Kane. Why is tea so expensive at White Hart Lane?Because they dont have that many cups. Copyright 2023 Sporting News Holdings Limited. You can ask questions concerning the past, present, or future, whatever you want to know, but you only get one question per person for the sake of time.The Manchester United supporter pushes the other two aside and exclaims, God! What should you do? They aren't being funded by some oil rich Sheikh, or some American billionaire. It marked the fourth time that Tottenham were crowned League Cup winners. 62/63. Q: What's the difference between Tottenham supporters and mosquitoes? ", Another messaged: "This is such a good marketing technique to get more clicks on their website. A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. With Tottenham Hotspur not having gotten their hands on silverware since the 2008 League Cup final, the England captain has . You have a gun with two bullets. In fact, Tottenham has had a number of close calls recently, losing in the EFL Cup final three times since last hoisting the trophy in 2008. What does Tottenham joining a European super league feels like? "Only Arsenal will duck a fixture against us then have the arrogance to drop a s*** trophy joke on the club website which isn't even true." Another said: "The fact Arsenal have to put that on their . A: A cheat. Emmanuel Adebayor walks into a sperm donor bank in London Tottenham won an FA. 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